$GINTONIC ORDER ↗

NOT WHISKEYNOT WINEGIN & TONIC

Gin & Tonic

They said there was an exploit. We ordered a drink.

SERVED COLD. NO PROMISES.

ClassMEME
Expected valueZERO
ServedCOLD
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On the drink

A drink kept coming up online. We have no inside information about anything, and we are not claiming any.

The order stuck, the way orders do. It got repeated until it stopped needing a sentence around it.

This project is a joke about the drink. It is not reporting, not an investigation, and not a position on anything that may or may not have happened. The recipe is public domain. The interpretation is yours.

House position
  • We make no allegations.
  • We name no one.
  • We depict no one.
  • This is a joke about a drink.
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The pour

Three steps. No presale, no whitelist, no countdown, and no reason to hurry. The bar is not going anywhere.

  1. 01
    Add the Cronos EVM network to a wallet, and fund it with CRO for gas. Chain ID 25. Most wallets will add it from their own network list.
  2. 02
    Open banger.meme and find the token there. Plain links only, no referral codes. Do not search by name — search by address.
  3. 03
    Set slippage and swap. If the swap fails, raise slippage slightly, or have a drink instead.

Copies of this token will exist. Check the contract on the explorer before you swap — never search for the token by name.

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On the menu / Not on the menu

On the menuNot on the menu
A memeAn investment
A drink orderA company
A token deployed on CronosA security
A group chatA promise
A clean pourAnyone's face or name

There is no roadmap, because there is no plan.

There is no team page, because there is no team to put on it.

There is no utility. It's a drink.

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The house

Two original cartoon bartenders behind a green bar: one holding a highball glass up to the light, one pouring tonic in a high arc.
THE HOUSE, AT WORK FICTIONAL CHARACTERS — NOBODY YOU KNOW
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Questions

Short answers. When a question is uncomfortable, the answer is still short.

What does GINTONIC refer to?

Gin. Tonic. Ice, if you want it. Anything past that is your reading, not our claim.

Is this about a specific person?

No. We name no one, we depict no one, and we make no claims about anyone. The bartenders in the art are invented cartoon characters — nobody real, and nobody you know.

Is this affiliated with Cronos or Crypto.com?

No. Completely unofficial and unaffiliated. Nobody has approved, endorsed, sponsored or reviewed this, and we have not asked anyone to.

Is there a team, or a roadmap?

No formal team, and no roadmap. There is a group chat and someone who paid for a domain. There is no plan to publish, so there is no roadmap to fake.

Can the supply be increased?

Check the contract on the explorer. If it does not say the supply is fixed, assume it is not.

Is this an investment?

No. Assume it goes to zero. That is the expected outcome, not the risk.

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House rules

7.1
$GINTONIC is an independent, unofficial meme project. It is not affiliated with, associated with, authorised by, endorsed by, sponsored by, or in any way officially connected to Cronos Labs, Crypto.com, the Cronos network or its developers, any beverage company, or any other company, protocol, or individual.
7.2
Cronos and Crypto.com are trademarks of their respective owners. Any reference to them on this page is descriptive only, is used to identify the network this token is deployed on, and implies no association, approval, or endorsement.
7.3
This site does not name, depict, or refer to any real person. All characters appearing in its artwork are fictional. Nothing on this page is an allegation, an accusation, or a report of fact about any person, company, protocol, event, or incident.
7.4
$GINTONIC is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, no underlying business, no revenue, and no expectation of financial return of any kind. It is also not a beverage.
7.5
Holding this token grants no ownership, equity, shareholding, dividend, revenue share, governance right, redemption right, or claim of any kind against any person or entity. It does not entitle the holder to a drink.
7.6
You may lose the entire amount you spend. Never spend more than you can afford to lose entirely.
7.7
Nothing on this page is financial, investment, legal, or tax advice, and nothing here is an offer, solicitation, or recommendation to buy or sell anything.
7.8
Always verify the contract address yourself from this page and from the explorer before interacting with anything. We will never contact you first, and we will never ask for your seed phrase or private keys.
7.9
This page is not directed at any person in any jurisdiction where the distribution of such content or the acquisition of such tokens would be unlawful or restricted. Please enjoy responsibly.
A tall gin and tonic with ice and a lime wheel, on a yellow coaster.

NOT WHISKEY. NOT WINE.

Welcome to the bar.